A very very dear friend of mine has just sent me this method of eliminating Housework for ever!!:
I've done it & it works!!
As the winter is now with and our minds might start to move in the direction of spring - and spring cleaning - a suggestion;
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want To delete Housework permanently? "
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly......
7. Feel better?